Did you need your Gluttony Pants this Thanksgiving?

Gluttony Pants - the ultimate clothing item for the truly Gluttonous eater.

Gluttony Pants offer 3 size options - Piglet, Sow and Boar

I am generally guilty of some holiday gluttony myself , but due to my recent move, I didn’t get the chance to do the traditional Thanksgiving dinner with all the trimmings.   Instead, I grubbed on the pizza, pasta and salad bar buffet at Hungry Howie’s in St. Augustine.  I was actually pretty well behaved.   In past years though, I may have been lining up to pick up some Gluttony Pants.  The monuments to Gluttony, created by Chef Chris Cosentino are pants that can be expanded to 3 different sizes: “Piglet” “Sow” and “Boar” depending on what kind of Adam Richmondesque debauchery you are looking to undertake.  As an added touch, each $100 pair of Gluttony Pants comes with a cloth napkin to hang from your collar that illustrates the evolution of the foodie.

BetaBrand owner Chris Lindland says they’ve been flying off the virtual shelf since they debuted in August.

“We’ve sold about 600 pairs, and that’s a lot for a small clothing company like us,” Lindland said. “We’re on our third production run — I’m just really surprised how popular they’re becoming.”

Currently only a men’s version is being offered as women currently have the stretch leggings or maternity-wear option open to them.

I’m honestly a little disgusted by the story and the concept as I am really working on the whole “moderation” thing  myself.  But as  a matter of foodie interest,  thought it was worth sharing.

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